I have never, at any one point, had enough alcohol to ever get drunk. My dad wouldn't allow it, and I wouldn't allow it. So there. 
I was only kidding lol I know you wouldnt
I wouldn't ever unless I was really that stressed. I have been VERY stressed these days, and haven't drunk yet. Chances of being a drunkard: 0.325%
And can you tell exactly HOW you calculated such a presise number? lmao