Posted by: Metal Militia
« on: March 27, 2016, 05:07:39 pm »The age old question has been answered
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Posted by: Metal Militia« on: March 27, 2016, 05:07:39 pm »The age old question has been answered
Posted by: BagelTheBurger« on: March 27, 2016, 12:08:14 am »people kill people. guns kill people. toasters toast toast.
Posted by: Metal Militia« on: March 26, 2016, 12:31:12 pm »Nuns have each other's backs, so they're more likely to chuck tyrannical priests, out the window! How many priests could a nun defenestrate if a nun could defenestrate priests? Well the priest at my church didnt seem like tyrants but Idk and why should they get thrown out a window? Lol Also I think this is a real question if guns Dont kill people but people kill people then toasters Dont toast toast toast toast toast?!?!?!? Posted by: $irius« on: March 26, 2016, 12:01:06 pm »Nuns have each other's backs, so they're more likely to chuck tyrannical priests, out the window! How many priests could a nun defenestrate if a nun could defenestrate priests?
Posted by: BagelTheBurger« on: March 25, 2016, 10:31:22 pm »kaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy..........."chucking nuns" think about it Posted by: Ben Kenobi« on: March 25, 2016, 07:12:23 pm »kaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy...........
Posted by: BagelTheBurger« on: March 12, 2016, 12:24:44 pm »Wow..... I uhhhh.... well, here's an even BETTER question; how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?well, if it was a pron star then it could...ah...let's not go there Posted by: Ben Kenobi« on: March 11, 2016, 04:24:21 pm »Wow..... I uhhhh.... well, here's an even BETTER question; how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
Posted by: yojojo3000« on: March 08, 2016, 12:31:17 pm »If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would not be able to chuck too much wood in one sitting because it has weak, feeble arms. So it would have to hire a personal trainer to build up it's strength, but the personal trainer would push the woodchuck too far, so it runs away. The woodchuck now depressed, decides there's nowhere left to go and tries to kill itself. However, it gets hit by someone who is chucking wood, which makes it realize there is so much to live for. So in honor of the human woodchucker, the woodchuck decides to chuck wood often. But then it realizes it's arms are too feeble and it must work up strength, which causes the whole cycle to repeat. Sick of this cycle, BigCheese decides to remove the woodchuck's ability to woodchuck, as it would create too much plodding and not enough ability to actually discover how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Which is why this question is asked, and why woodchucks can't chuck wood. Posted by: Metal Militia« on: March 06, 2016, 08:11:21 pm »Wow this guy gets it
Posted by: BagelTheBurger« on: March 06, 2016, 07:48:04 pm »If a woodchuck could chuck wood it would not be able to chuck too much wood in one sitting because it has weak, feeble arms. So it would have to hire a personal trainer to build up it's strength, but the personal trainer would push the woodchuck too far, so it runs away. The woodchuck now depressed, decides there's nowhere left to go and tries to kill itself. However, it gets hit by someone who is chucking wood, which makes it realize there is so much to live for. So in honor of the human woodchucker, the woodchuck decides to chuck wood often. But then it realizes it's arms are too feeble and it must work up strength, which causes the whole cycle to repeat. Sick of this cycle, BigCheese decides to remove the woodchuck's ability to woodchuck, as it would create too much plodding and not enough ability to actually discover how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Which is why this question is asked, and why woodchucks can't chuck wood.
I hope you understand that this is beyond our abilities to answer. Scientists are making progress, though. Check the news reports. Posted by: Metal Militia« on: March 06, 2016, 12:30:32 pm »well technacially A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood
but if a wood chuck COULD chuck wood it would chuck somewhere around So now some guy, he takes a woodchuck (which, by the way is named Woody, can you believe it?) and he gives it some wood, to see if the woodchuck chucks it. But the guy kept on going "come on woodchuck, chuck the wood, you can do it, chuck the wood," which ticked off Woody so much that he started beating the person up with the wood, until the poor fellow's spleen ruptured. So in the end you just get beat up hope this was helpful Posted by: Ben Kenobi« on: March 06, 2016, 09:50:40 am »I MUST KNOW!!!!!!!!!
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